Reblog if you’re the retarded friend.

lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)

When i hear my name during someone’s conversation.

“Excuse me, hoe?”

That one slow friend who always gets the joke 5 hours later…

lolsofunny:

When you hit your pinky toe on the edge of something.

Reblog if you didn’t find Tumblr through MTV

dancinginorangesoda:

tumblr was on mtv?